Commercials on Sirius

You know, it occured to me that Sirius has the lamest commercials, at least on the Stern channels. You've got to be a lunatic to fall for any of them.Here is a recap of some:
Dish Direct - You can earn 75K in your first few months just by passing out certificates for Dish Direct. Call now for you free pack of 1000 certificates!

Sales Geneie - "Its not too good to be true"! Call now for free sales leads and mailing lists. No Obligation, No Risk!

Spending Your way to Wealth - Do you want abundance in your life? Do you want to spend your way to wealth? "Call now for your free financial analysis, normally 179$"

Debt elimination - Do you want to transform your debt into a wealth system? "Let me send you my free tape on debt elimination".

Weight loss - Try the new weight loss smoothie, with our new patented "Apamine", appetite supressant. "I didn't feel hungry and lost 12 lbs in the first week"!

I mean, they keep coming at you.Who is foolish enough to fall for this shit?